32 Miscellaneous And Funny Morsels To Feed Your Soul

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    Cartoon - me a few years ago: alcohol is so nasty me now: It's crazy how kids can go to bed sober like that
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    Text - Vic @vic_moser Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?
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    Hand - That one 3rd wheeling friend that's basically become part of the relationship
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    Portrait - Post Malonilisa is a true work of art
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    Text - Melodie Fawn Montero @melodiefawn Do you ever just need emotional support carbs? Today l ate two bowls of pasta for no other reason than my life's a sham.
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    Red - In case of war out along the dotted line
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    Text - Rb Skele-sl t @RobThez *killer searches house for millennial in horror movie* killer: so no one told you life was gonna be this way muffled in cupboard* 2:04 pm 2 Sep 2016 871 RETWEETS 1,024 LIKES.
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    Cartoon - Ppl will go to the library and pull out their laptop, textbook, agenda, multicoloured pens, 2 calculators and a large coffee just to sit there like this for 2 hours
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    Text - Me in my 20s with my 63 year old back pains
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    Product - Larry Jenkins Jr. @ProfJenksAOB "Getchu a juice out the cooler before you sit down" #WhiteHouseDinners ISC
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    Text - Prince Ibe I can't wait until I'm financially able to afford who I really am
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    Face - Petr V. Knava Follow @actwithoutdoing I'm sorry but Fleetwood Mac look exactly like an old version of the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang and I don't know what to do with this information @alwayssunny 3:10 AM- 15 Aug 2018 9,339 Retweets 31,290 Likes
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    People - #vaccinateyourkids #medicalstudent.memes When you're over prepared for rain but under prepared for measles, mumps and rubella LIVE WHO A CHERS ECKIN LVE 19 abc
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    Text - andrew @AndrewChamings [whispering through glory hole] you know what else is glorious? friendship 08/07/2017, 22:24 921 Retweets 2,398 Likes
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    Text - @abdulsamad_ We literally just planned this 20 minutes agox SOARSN P 062516 s IsSvd BOARDING PASS be2514 25i Shafeeq @Y2SHAF it takes 5 business days for my friends to choose a restaurant DING PA 82516 23 915290 ss SNICETO
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    Text - Dad online Dad I have something important to tell you 10:47 PM ig: pun bible 10:58 PM Huh? What's that? 11:00 PM I'm all ears 11.01 PM Nevermind1 03 PM
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    Text - Tyler, The Creator @fucktyler Follow being in love is cool as hell, like having feelings and sh t its tight LIKES RETWEETS 95,398 89,607 12:31 PM-26 Apr 2015 Tyler, The Creator @fucktyler Follow nvm RETWEETS LIKES 40,681 25,850 12:45 PM-26 Apr 2015
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    Text - Sifu Hotman @SplashDLoop Clemson: "What's for dessert?" Trump: "Our ice cream machine broke" #WhiteHouseDinners 11:10 PM 1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Ima start texting dudes "Goodmorning beautiful" to let them know what role l'm playing
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    Text - Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don't know how they got home last night. There's no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison. 4:21 PM 12/29/18 Twitter for iPad
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    Text - spice @elliespicerxo why do mums always think people are 'just jealous'?? Like a bee could sting me and my mum would say "aw Hun dw it's just jealous xx"
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    Text - Hardest pill I had to swallow was coming to the realisation that I'm not just bloated
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    Text - we really used to run a whole mile in under 12 minutes then go to the next class like normal
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    Text - Brits: American food is so bad Also Brits: Toast sandwich A toast sandwich is a sandwich made by putting a thin slice of toast between two thin slices of bread with a layer of butter, and adding salt and pepper to taste. Its origins can be traced to the Victorian years. Wikipedia Food energy (per serving): 330 kcal (1382 kJ) Main ingredients: Bread, Toast, Butter
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    Product - When the doctor asks what you're taking for depression Medicinal Argaty Pizza
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    Text - Clo @ChloeBellCamp Just over heard a wee laddie about 13 saying to his pal "am defo grounded when a get hame, took the kitchen door for the bonfire"
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    Text - emma @emmachamberlain things to stop talking about 1. airpods 2. sicko mode 3. memes 4. airpod memes 5. people listening to sicko mode on their airpods memes 5. me unless its nice
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    Water resources - Person: Don't go chasing waterfalls. Мe: @BrosBeingBasic
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    Text - IF U UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE
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    Cartoon - POLLY NOR @pollynor You don't know him like i do 4:49 PM 11/29/18 Twitter Web Client
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    Text - shellsss @Ssshellyyyy I hate when customers say "Why they got y'all working on Holidays?" N-a because you in here tf 9:28 AM 19 Nov 18 681 Retweets 1,113 Likes
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    Text - lacey @dddrop the lace Follow yeah me too, u ain't special AL.com @aldotcom Hurricane Jose on a path to nowhere for now trib.al/MBo1aMv >

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